We previewed and then toured, from August 2018 until July 2019 our own theatrical concert show: Plump Dead Thighs and Pretty Blue Eyes which takes its title from a line in the traditional murder ballad The Two Ravens (or, as it's known in Scotland, The Twa Corbies).
As I write this (late October 2019) the show is "off road" while we give it a bit of a revamp - some new songs are coming in, some of the more "tired" ones from the original show are being, at least temporarily, retired. The revamped offering should be touring again from spring 2020, with a slightly shorter running time (approx 45 minutes per half) and a few more foot-tapping songs of murder in the mix.
The show is a mixture of concert and theatre, all based on the great tradition of the murder ballad. There have been songs of murder for thousands of years and their history has made for fascinating reading during our research for this show.
The songs that have made it to the cut in the new version of the show are listed below along with a little of their histories; we are hugely indebted to planetslade.com, a veritable treasure trove of knowledge on the subject run and edited by Paul Slade.
Three Jolly Butchers: a traditional English folk song with, probably not too much by way of truth in its narrative in which the three butchers of the title variously choose whether or not to give assistance to a damsel in distress. As you'd expect from a show based on murder ballads, mayhem and violence ensues.
Streams of Crimson Blood: a true story in which a young man murdered an old man (Mr Langtry) and his housekeeper after entering their house late one night with the intent of robbing them of any valuables he might find. John Stacey was the young murderer and there would appear to be little or no doubt as to his guilt. He was hanged for the crime on 3rd August 1829. "So great was local outrage at Stacey's crime that a temporary gallows was set up opposite the Langtry house in Prospect Road so that he could be executed at the scene of the crime." (P Slade). The lyrics of this ballad are taken from a contemporary broadside written and published by Thomas Birt of Seven Dials. Again, the original melody has been lost; our melody was written by Joshua.
Lady Isabel & the Elf Knight: a jolly wee tune with lyrics telling the improbable story of a noble young woman gleefully riding off with a "false young knight" before realising that he intends to harm her. Happily, our resourceful heroine turns the tables on her would-be killer and all is well when she returns to her family home.
Nathaniel Mobbs: another true story - Mr Mobbs was, by all accounts, not someone you'd particularly want as your next door neighbour. He was a cooper in Whitechapel, a man with a distinct alcohol problem and a very violent temper. It is commonly thought that he might well have killed his first wife, indeed he was questioned about it, but that death was eventually recorded as an accident. Mobbs remarried, having wooed a young woman called Caroline. By contemporary accounts from neighbours in Goodman's Yard, theirs was a tempestuous relationship with frequent loud and violent quarrels. Caroline Mobbs often found herself taking refuge with neighbours to escape the worst of her husband's abuse. It was during one such episode that Mobbs forced entry into his neighbour's lodgings and dragged Caroline to their own rooms. She was never seen alive again. Mobbs was publicly hanged in 1853 in front of Newgate prison. The lyrics to this ballad are taken from a broadside sold at the execution (so the baying mob could sing it at him as he climbed the scaffold). The original tune was probably a simple and well known folk tune but has been lost; our version has music by Joshua.
Son David: a traditional Scottish ballad which has many variants, including several from Scandinavia. This version is a conversation between a mother and her son, who it turns out has killed his brother; arguably for very good reason. The song refers to a "holly bush" that will "never grow to tree." It's almost certain that this means an unborn baby. It has been conjectured by much better qualified people than us that the dead brother has been killed by the eponymous Son David in a fight after being discovered to be the father of this "holly bush" in an incestuous relationship with their sister. David, as a result, will take his leave forever from his mother and homeland by setting his "foot in a bottomless boat" or, as we might more accurately refer to it, doing himself in. Delightful, no?
.
Poison Mary: A true story, sensationalised in questionable taste, for your entertainment. Mary Ann Cotton, once upon a time of St Germans in Cornwall but mostly residing in the North East of England, was undoubtedly a very disturbed woman. She killed three of her four husbands and, almost certainly 11 of her 13 children. She was hanged in 1873 for her crimes. Joshua was inspired by her story to write "Poison Mary" (her favoured method of killing was using arsenic), a rather jolly and fun-filled piece of pure Bo Diddly beat rock'n'roll with which to close the first half of our little cabaret of murder.
Upon the Lake: another of Joshua's self-penned ballads of murder. This gentle melody tells the true tale of Johann Fillip Nordlund, the last man in Sweden to be manually beheaded by the state as punishment for his crimes. Only one other person was executed in Sweden after Nordlund, but they didn't use an axe for him. Capital punishment was abolished in the country after that. Nordlund was a petty criminal with big dreams; he wanted nothing more than to leave his dreary existence behind and retire somewhere quiet and peaceful. In order to achieve this goal he conceived a plan to hijack a ferry running from Arboga to Stockholm, rob and kill the passengers and crew before escaping to the shore on a lifeboat after setting fire to the ferry to destroy any evidence. His plan didn't quite work out, but he did kill over a dozen people on that one fateful night.
The Old Baby Farmer: Amelia Dyer was, almost undoubtedly, a woman with severe mental health problems. She was probably clinically insane. This, undoubtedly, doesn't excuse her crimes but equally should probably have kept her from the gallows. It did not; she was hanged in 1896. Mrs Dyer was a baby farmer - a surprisingly common way of making a living in Victorian times and even well into the twentieth century. The idea was that young "fallen" women would pay a baby farmer to look after their illegitimate child - a way to keep the child safe and cared for whilst the natural mother could work for a living and might avoid the "disgrace" of being known to have had a child out of wedlock. Normally that's exactly what happened. Amelia Dyer, however, made something of a habit of taking the money and the baby before quietly doing away with the infant and dumping the body into the Thames. It is estimated that she probably killed forty or so infants; she was eventually convicted of the murder of four of them. The lyrics for this song are taken from an undated broadside of the late 19th century; the original melody has been lost, so our melody was written by Nicky.
The Two Ravens: an Anglicised version of a traditional Scottish song The Twa Corbies in which the eponymous birds discuss between themselves where their next meal might be coming from. Needless to say, it will be coming from the victim of foul deeds. It is from this song that we've taken the title for the whole show "... You can feast on his plump dead thigh, I'll peck out his pretty blue eyes ..." as one raven sings to the other in eager anticipation of a juicy treat for dinner.
Bold Sir Rylas: a relatively modern variant of the much older ballad Sir Lionel (Roud 29, collected by F J Child). "Modern variants of this ballad show the degree to which a ballad can degenerate with the passage of time. The original ballad of Sir Lionel was, in all probability, based on the courtly romance of Sir Eglamour of Artois, though the ballad story has been so garbled that it is barely recognisable today. Its degeneration, perhaps through stage influence, has resulted in its current status as a comic burlesque..." (https://mainlynorfolk.info/lloyd/songs/boldsirrylas.html). We have certainly taken the comic burlesque elements in our version which is based on the arrangement by Boden and Spiers (formerly of Bellowhead.)
Billy Taylor: a traditional and jaunty little ditty concerning a young man press-ganged by the Royal Navy in the 1760s. Need it be mentioned that he comes to a sticky end? The song mentions a vessel, "the gallant Thunder Bomb". The navy sailed several bomb class ships under the name HMS Thunder between 1695 and 1855. The veracity of the actual story in this ballad is definitely open to question - but stranger things have happened at sea!
Tom Dooley: another true story, although much embellished and altered through umpteen versions of the song. Originally recorded in 1928 by Grayson and Whitter, Grayson being the nephew of the very Sheriff Grayson mentioned in the song and who, indeed, arrested the young Confederate soldier Thomas C Dula (pronounced Dooley) for the murder of Laura (Laurie) Foster in 1866. Dula protested his innocence right up until his execution on May 1st 1868 and, indeed, there is considerable doubt as to whether he could have been the killer and, if he was, whether he could have acted alone. Dula was "acquitted" of all charges in 2001 by Wilkes County, but this "acquittal" has no definitive legal standing. Since its original recording, the song has well and truly entered the tradition with verses being added, subtracted, adapted and mangled through countless variations.The tune has become more or less standard thanks to the 1958 recording by The Kingston Trio - although, again since the 1928 recording it's been through many variations in melody.
Death is not the End: if we get this far in the set it's because you've asked for an encore so you have no one to blame but yourselves that you're now listening to us playing instruments that we don't normally play (for very good reason) in a loose and ragged version of one of Bob Dylan's deservedly lesser known songs.
The songs that were in the original show, but are now in retirement:
The Two Sisters: this song dates back at least as far as Viking times in the UK and has variants throughout the world. Arguably, its best known version is by Pentangle on their 1970 album The Cruel Sister, which is the title they used for the song itself. The version we perform is similar to Pentangle's in that it's a working song used to provide rhythm to repetitive tasks, in this case the manufacture by hand of bezums from the wild broom that grew on the hills of North East England. Hence the repeated line "Lay the bent to the bonny broom" which refers to the action of weaving the "bent" or cross-weave of broom at the head of the bezum to hold it together.
The Unnatural Murder: this is a true story that happened in the seventeenth century in the Cornish village of Penryn. A young man (boy) left home to go to sea, returning many years later as a wealthy man to share his new found riches with his family. His decision to remain in disguise rather than immediately to tell his parents who he was proved a fatal mistake. The lyrics are taken from an undated Victorian broadside which, more or less, claimed the story as contemporary to its publication (not much change in attitudes to accurate reporting in the popular press has happened since, it would seem!) The original melody to these lyrics has been lost; our version weaves a very well-known traditional tune with a new melody written by Joshua.
Gamblin' Bar Room Blues: opening up the second half of the show, this old blues song from 1932 was written by Jimmie Rodgers (1897-1933) and tells the somewhat garbled story of a drunken evening that ends in only half-remembered violence, the perpetrator being extremely drunk throughout. Our version borrows heavily from an arrangement recorded in 1976 by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band and released as a single from the album The Penthouse Tapes.
Henry Lee: a song performed by its composer, Nick Cave, alongside P J Harvey on Cave's 1996 album Murder Ballads. Cave drew heavily from the traditional ballad Young Hunting (Roud 47) in his composition and we in The Hamoaze Band tried both the traditional version and this one before deciding we liked Cave's better for the purposes of this show. Henry Lee, in common with its source material, tells the story of a man refusing the advances of a young woman on the grounds that he has a lady love back at home. Sadly, he won't be going home to her ...
Where the Wild Roses Grow: the second of two Nick Cave songs in this show - a number one hit single, no less, upon which Cave performed with Kylie Minogue. In common with many of the songs on Cave's 1996 album Murder Ballads, this song's roots are traditional. The story line is, essentially, that of Rosie Connolly (whom Cave renames Eliza Day), the tragic heroine of several traditional murder songs including The Wexford Girl and Down in the Willow Garden. Our version is stripped back from Cave's multilayered production, played simply on nylon strung guitar and with a gentle violin line.
As I write this (late October 2019) the show is "off road" while we give it a bit of a revamp - some new songs are coming in, some of the more "tired" ones from the original show are being, at least temporarily, retired. The revamped offering should be touring again from spring 2020, with a slightly shorter running time (approx 45 minutes per half) and a few more foot-tapping songs of murder in the mix.
The show is a mixture of concert and theatre, all based on the great tradition of the murder ballad. There have been songs of murder for thousands of years and their history has made for fascinating reading during our research for this show.
The songs that have made it to the cut in the new version of the show are listed below along with a little of their histories; we are hugely indebted to planetslade.com, a veritable treasure trove of knowledge on the subject run and edited by Paul Slade.
Three Jolly Butchers: a traditional English folk song with, probably not too much by way of truth in its narrative in which the three butchers of the title variously choose whether or not to give assistance to a damsel in distress. As you'd expect from a show based on murder ballads, mayhem and violence ensues.
Streams of Crimson Blood: a true story in which a young man murdered an old man (Mr Langtry) and his housekeeper after entering their house late one night with the intent of robbing them of any valuables he might find. John Stacey was the young murderer and there would appear to be little or no doubt as to his guilt. He was hanged for the crime on 3rd August 1829. "So great was local outrage at Stacey's crime that a temporary gallows was set up opposite the Langtry house in Prospect Road so that he could be executed at the scene of the crime." (P Slade). The lyrics of this ballad are taken from a contemporary broadside written and published by Thomas Birt of Seven Dials. Again, the original melody has been lost; our melody was written by Joshua.
Lady Isabel & the Elf Knight: a jolly wee tune with lyrics telling the improbable story of a noble young woman gleefully riding off with a "false young knight" before realising that he intends to harm her. Happily, our resourceful heroine turns the tables on her would-be killer and all is well when she returns to her family home.
Nathaniel Mobbs: another true story - Mr Mobbs was, by all accounts, not someone you'd particularly want as your next door neighbour. He was a cooper in Whitechapel, a man with a distinct alcohol problem and a very violent temper. It is commonly thought that he might well have killed his first wife, indeed he was questioned about it, but that death was eventually recorded as an accident. Mobbs remarried, having wooed a young woman called Caroline. By contemporary accounts from neighbours in Goodman's Yard, theirs was a tempestuous relationship with frequent loud and violent quarrels. Caroline Mobbs often found herself taking refuge with neighbours to escape the worst of her husband's abuse. It was during one such episode that Mobbs forced entry into his neighbour's lodgings and dragged Caroline to their own rooms. She was never seen alive again. Mobbs was publicly hanged in 1853 in front of Newgate prison. The lyrics to this ballad are taken from a broadside sold at the execution (so the baying mob could sing it at him as he climbed the scaffold). The original tune was probably a simple and well known folk tune but has been lost; our version has music by Joshua.
Son David: a traditional Scottish ballad which has many variants, including several from Scandinavia. This version is a conversation between a mother and her son, who it turns out has killed his brother; arguably for very good reason. The song refers to a "holly bush" that will "never grow to tree." It's almost certain that this means an unborn baby. It has been conjectured by much better qualified people than us that the dead brother has been killed by the eponymous Son David in a fight after being discovered to be the father of this "holly bush" in an incestuous relationship with their sister. David, as a result, will take his leave forever from his mother and homeland by setting his "foot in a bottomless boat" or, as we might more accurately refer to it, doing himself in. Delightful, no?
.
Poison Mary: A true story, sensationalised in questionable taste, for your entertainment. Mary Ann Cotton, once upon a time of St Germans in Cornwall but mostly residing in the North East of England, was undoubtedly a very disturbed woman. She killed three of her four husbands and, almost certainly 11 of her 13 children. She was hanged in 1873 for her crimes. Joshua was inspired by her story to write "Poison Mary" (her favoured method of killing was using arsenic), a rather jolly and fun-filled piece of pure Bo Diddly beat rock'n'roll with which to close the first half of our little cabaret of murder.
Upon the Lake: another of Joshua's self-penned ballads of murder. This gentle melody tells the true tale of Johann Fillip Nordlund, the last man in Sweden to be manually beheaded by the state as punishment for his crimes. Only one other person was executed in Sweden after Nordlund, but they didn't use an axe for him. Capital punishment was abolished in the country after that. Nordlund was a petty criminal with big dreams; he wanted nothing more than to leave his dreary existence behind and retire somewhere quiet and peaceful. In order to achieve this goal he conceived a plan to hijack a ferry running from Arboga to Stockholm, rob and kill the passengers and crew before escaping to the shore on a lifeboat after setting fire to the ferry to destroy any evidence. His plan didn't quite work out, but he did kill over a dozen people on that one fateful night.
The Old Baby Farmer: Amelia Dyer was, almost undoubtedly, a woman with severe mental health problems. She was probably clinically insane. This, undoubtedly, doesn't excuse her crimes but equally should probably have kept her from the gallows. It did not; she was hanged in 1896. Mrs Dyer was a baby farmer - a surprisingly common way of making a living in Victorian times and even well into the twentieth century. The idea was that young "fallen" women would pay a baby farmer to look after their illegitimate child - a way to keep the child safe and cared for whilst the natural mother could work for a living and might avoid the "disgrace" of being known to have had a child out of wedlock. Normally that's exactly what happened. Amelia Dyer, however, made something of a habit of taking the money and the baby before quietly doing away with the infant and dumping the body into the Thames. It is estimated that she probably killed forty or so infants; she was eventually convicted of the murder of four of them. The lyrics for this song are taken from an undated broadside of the late 19th century; the original melody has been lost, so our melody was written by Nicky.
The Two Ravens: an Anglicised version of a traditional Scottish song The Twa Corbies in which the eponymous birds discuss between themselves where their next meal might be coming from. Needless to say, it will be coming from the victim of foul deeds. It is from this song that we've taken the title for the whole show "... You can feast on his plump dead thigh, I'll peck out his pretty blue eyes ..." as one raven sings to the other in eager anticipation of a juicy treat for dinner.
Bold Sir Rylas: a relatively modern variant of the much older ballad Sir Lionel (Roud 29, collected by F J Child). "Modern variants of this ballad show the degree to which a ballad can degenerate with the passage of time. The original ballad of Sir Lionel was, in all probability, based on the courtly romance of Sir Eglamour of Artois, though the ballad story has been so garbled that it is barely recognisable today. Its degeneration, perhaps through stage influence, has resulted in its current status as a comic burlesque..." (https://mainlynorfolk.info/lloyd/songs/boldsirrylas.html). We have certainly taken the comic burlesque elements in our version which is based on the arrangement by Boden and Spiers (formerly of Bellowhead.)
Billy Taylor: a traditional and jaunty little ditty concerning a young man press-ganged by the Royal Navy in the 1760s. Need it be mentioned that he comes to a sticky end? The song mentions a vessel, "the gallant Thunder Bomb". The navy sailed several bomb class ships under the name HMS Thunder between 1695 and 1855. The veracity of the actual story in this ballad is definitely open to question - but stranger things have happened at sea!
Tom Dooley: another true story, although much embellished and altered through umpteen versions of the song. Originally recorded in 1928 by Grayson and Whitter, Grayson being the nephew of the very Sheriff Grayson mentioned in the song and who, indeed, arrested the young Confederate soldier Thomas C Dula (pronounced Dooley) for the murder of Laura (Laurie) Foster in 1866. Dula protested his innocence right up until his execution on May 1st 1868 and, indeed, there is considerable doubt as to whether he could have been the killer and, if he was, whether he could have acted alone. Dula was "acquitted" of all charges in 2001 by Wilkes County, but this "acquittal" has no definitive legal standing. Since its original recording, the song has well and truly entered the tradition with verses being added, subtracted, adapted and mangled through countless variations.The tune has become more or less standard thanks to the 1958 recording by The Kingston Trio - although, again since the 1928 recording it's been through many variations in melody.
Death is not the End: if we get this far in the set it's because you've asked for an encore so you have no one to blame but yourselves that you're now listening to us playing instruments that we don't normally play (for very good reason) in a loose and ragged version of one of Bob Dylan's deservedly lesser known songs.
The songs that were in the original show, but are now in retirement:
The Two Sisters: this song dates back at least as far as Viking times in the UK and has variants throughout the world. Arguably, its best known version is by Pentangle on their 1970 album The Cruel Sister, which is the title they used for the song itself. The version we perform is similar to Pentangle's in that it's a working song used to provide rhythm to repetitive tasks, in this case the manufacture by hand of bezums from the wild broom that grew on the hills of North East England. Hence the repeated line "Lay the bent to the bonny broom" which refers to the action of weaving the "bent" or cross-weave of broom at the head of the bezum to hold it together.
The Unnatural Murder: this is a true story that happened in the seventeenth century in the Cornish village of Penryn. A young man (boy) left home to go to sea, returning many years later as a wealthy man to share his new found riches with his family. His decision to remain in disguise rather than immediately to tell his parents who he was proved a fatal mistake. The lyrics are taken from an undated Victorian broadside which, more or less, claimed the story as contemporary to its publication (not much change in attitudes to accurate reporting in the popular press has happened since, it would seem!) The original melody to these lyrics has been lost; our version weaves a very well-known traditional tune with a new melody written by Joshua.
Gamblin' Bar Room Blues: opening up the second half of the show, this old blues song from 1932 was written by Jimmie Rodgers (1897-1933) and tells the somewhat garbled story of a drunken evening that ends in only half-remembered violence, the perpetrator being extremely drunk throughout. Our version borrows heavily from an arrangement recorded in 1976 by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band and released as a single from the album The Penthouse Tapes.
Henry Lee: a song performed by its composer, Nick Cave, alongside P J Harvey on Cave's 1996 album Murder Ballads. Cave drew heavily from the traditional ballad Young Hunting (Roud 47) in his composition and we in The Hamoaze Band tried both the traditional version and this one before deciding we liked Cave's better for the purposes of this show. Henry Lee, in common with its source material, tells the story of a man refusing the advances of a young woman on the grounds that he has a lady love back at home. Sadly, he won't be going home to her ...
Where the Wild Roses Grow: the second of two Nick Cave songs in this show - a number one hit single, no less, upon which Cave performed with Kylie Minogue. In common with many of the songs on Cave's 1996 album Murder Ballads, this song's roots are traditional. The story line is, essentially, that of Rosie Connolly (whom Cave renames Eliza Day), the tragic heroine of several traditional murder songs including The Wexford Girl and Down in the Willow Garden. Our version is stripped back from Cave's multilayered production, played simply on nylon strung guitar and with a gentle violin line.